Youve been punked!

I finnaly found a gay male in my town that is not taken and not too....flamboyunt. But needless to say if it seems perfect, somethings wrong. I want a smart guy i can talk with. He was ditzy, dumb, obnoxious, and rude. We went to eat and we saw someof my friends. I went and talked. He followed awkwardly then made a slight scene. We were eating and he ran out of drink, and so did I. He said do you want some more sweet tea? I was like yeah that would be great. He proceeds to say "Oh good, go get me some too." I mean damn. I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to tell me i was being punked. I was waiting for MTV cameras telling me i was on disastor date. I mean damn. Now the child is obsessed with me. Texts and FB messages every other moment. "Hey.""Whats up.""You there?""What are you doing?" I mean hot damn. I knwo i am great (just kidding!) but i dont like clingy. I want somehting causal that might build. Patrick Dempsey, where are you and your lawn mower(: